abbydtw
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AbbyDTW
Trillionaire bitch and dude fucker who owns more Infiniti dealers than scars on a dead smoker's lungs. Snorts diamonds crushed down into powder instead of cocaine to truly live that playgirl lifestyle. Possibly smuggling unknown substances across the Arctic border, may or may not have affiliations with BananaTech. Cheap worker with cheap contract rates.
Notable Accomplishments
- Overdosed on meth once and almost died
- Possesses multiple records of assisting BananaTech with various miscellaneous tasks
- Became a key player in the Afghanistan Oil War
- NOT going to rehab because that's for fucking pussies
BananaTech Lore
Met MosquitoBrain through an awesome swag person named YeetusTheFloridaMan, ended up departing from the BananaTech Discord server for a long time due to unforeseen circumstances (FUCKING RANDOUSER). Returned recently and began assisting BananaTech with various tasks in exchange for payment.
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