1995_mazda_mx-5_miata
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The Miata
The 1995 Mazda MX-5 Miata has been recognized as both a national and international hero by BananaTech. It has saved numerous lives in Afghanistan, Uzbekistan, and other shitty countries that end in “-stan”
Accomplishments
- Almost stopping 9/11
- Successfully stopping 9/11 2
- Rescuing 8 abandoned children in India (then promptly eating them alive)
- Killing Saddam Hussein
- Killing Barack Obama
- Building the US White House singlehandedly
- Building every single US monument singlehandedly
- Creating white people
- Creating Coor's Light
- Founding the CIA
- Founding the FBI
- Founding the NSA
- Founding NORAD
- Leading the very first Moon landing
- Leading the very first Mars landing
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