{{ :miata_awesome_yay.jpg?400|}} ====== The Miata ======
The 1995 Mazda MX-5 Miata has been recognized as both a national and international hero by BananaTech. It has saved numerous lives in Afghanistan, Uzbekistan, and other shitty countries that end in "-stan"                                      

===== Accomplishments =====
  * Almost stopping 9/11
  * Successfully stopping 9/11 2
  * Rescuing 8 abandoned children in India (then promptly eating them alive)
  * Killing Saddam Hussein
  * Killing Barack Obama
  * Building the US White House singlehandedly
  * Building every single US monument singlehandedly
  * Creating white people
  * Creating Coor's Light
  * Founding the CIA
  * Founding the FBI
  * Founding the NSA
  * Founding NORAD
  * Leading the very first Moon landing
  * Leading the very first Mars landing